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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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