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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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