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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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