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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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