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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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