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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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