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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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