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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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