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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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