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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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