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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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