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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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