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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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