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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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