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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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