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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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