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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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