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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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