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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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