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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡
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