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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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