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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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