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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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