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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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