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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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