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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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