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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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