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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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