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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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