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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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