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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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