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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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