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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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