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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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