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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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