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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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