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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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