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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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