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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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