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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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