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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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