Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.