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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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