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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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