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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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