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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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