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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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