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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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