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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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