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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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