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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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