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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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